Steffie - A great friend who obsesses with leather pants and tongue rings.

Jamil - A guy I have known basically all of my life. He has a thing for women with "big breasts" and loves foreign sports cars.

Nicole - A nice girl who still has to go to high school (HA! HA!). She's really cool and loves to act stupid...hehehe.

Sarah - A cool chick who loves the Beatles, telling dirty jokes, and bell-bottoms. She also likes to brag about her "great breasts!"

Stephanie - A "Lil' Miss Midget" who loves band and working at Kroger (yeah right).

Jalyn - A great friend with a knack for clothes and her boyfriend.

Elisha - A ska/punk girl who has a thing for skirts and big boots (but I see nuttin wrong wit dat).

Robert - A really tall guy who is the spitting image and personality of Kramer from Seinfeld.

Erik - If you ever look up redneck in the dictionary, you'll find this guys picture there. He's pretty hilarious to be around, unless you get offended by racial jokes.

Amber - A nice nifty person whose sister reminds me of Cher in her early years. Many people like to say Amber reminds them of Mitch from Dazed and Confused, but shhh...don't tell her that.

Kristin - A really silly person who goes to Texas A&M and has this thing for frogs.

Jennifer - A nice girl that I have known since middle school. She used to attend and obsess with Baylor until for some odd reason, she decided not to go there anymore...hmmmmmm.

Jared - A guy who I've known since freshman year in high school. He was my roommate at SFA. He cracks me up with some of his humor.

Leigh - A good friend who has this big obsession with Tori Amos.

Sylvia - A great friend that I love to hang out with. She loves shaking her ass as much as I do.

Monica - A funny person who loves clubbing, getting drunk, and acting silly.

Joe - A friend from back home. He loves computers, racing, cars, and most importantly, women.

Susan - A friend who goes to UNT and has a nice homepage.

Tim - A swell guy from Garland with the resemblence of Adam Sandler. He's crazy for Mase, Puff Daddy, the Beatles, and alcohol.

Chris - A Resident Assistant at Stephen F. Austin State University. Don't diss any of his women or the Houston Rockets.

Stephanie - Another friend from Stephen F. Austin. She likes to teach me how to swear in sign language.

Jordan - A guy from Lewisville who is the absolute biggest Batman freak I have ever seen.

Mary - A great friend who wouldn't be quiet about her boyfriend.

Heather - A good friend from Austin who some like to consider as "the drunk."

Heather - A girl now attending UNT who really likes "Uncle Sam."

Tiffany - A girl I met through Mary and Crystal. She suffers from a major case of cluelessness.

Crystal - A friend who still rooms at the dorms. She needs to get with her man already.

Now I know everybody is my friend these days. But if I were to put them on my friends page, I would need more space to work with here. But if you truly insist on being on here, just tell me so.